Drinks

Never trust a pilates instructor on TikTok pushing a Coke substitute.

Unfortunately, the longevity of your rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, and mezcal is not indefinite.

Get sauced and fight scurvy with this wonderfully refreshing classic.

Behold: The no-fuss, no muss seltzer enhancer you didn't know you needed--jam.

We’ve been making whiskey for centuries. Over that period of time things have gotten ... complicated.

This simple pink drink tastes so good, it just might get you fired.

There are better options—even if you don't want to give up the convenience.

Like all good things, that really nice bottle of booze you’ve been saving for a special occasion can’t last forever.

This low-ABV drink option will let you go another round.

How did these smudges get there? I’ll never know, but they must be vanquished, disappeared, and banished from my sight.

Pepper jelly can be used to add sweetness and spice to an adult beverage.

Because it’s April, and winter needs to die already.

Let the cocktail world's hardest working background player take center stage.

Buying a jar of cherries is easy, but peeling thin strips of zest off of a citrus fruit is tedious.

“Do you see what I did there?” I said to a fellow worker. “Oh,” he replied. “Neat.”

Drink what all the bartenders love drinking and try not to get sued.

It’s obviously not cherry season, but that’s okay, because you can buy a bag of frozen cherries.

If drinking is an art, then this is my pièce de résistance.

There is nothing that haters hate more than you living and loving the shit out of your life.